Dirty stops out – the definitive nightlife guide in Harrogate

Instead of writing a long pre-amble today, I went out and voted. If you normally read this, it takes what, 5 minutes to dredge through my interminable ramblings?

The club and gig listings are all present and correct (it actually should be a really good weekend in town so peruse and choose at your leisure), but importantly I hope you now go and use the 5 minutes I’ve saved you by going out and taking part in the democratic process.



Unless you are planning on voting for one of the borderline or fully fanatical right wing parties that are standing, in which case the Daily Mail has a good article today about how immigrants give you cancer, go read that instead.

THURSDAY 22nd May
Blues Bar, live music from The Memphis Cruisers, Free entry.
Lure Bar, Dj Trev’s Quiz of crapness. Followed by, of his own invention, the Patented “Crap Disco”, with party, 80’s, pop, cheesy rock, soul, swing and shoddiness.
Viper Rooms Nightclub YOLO R’n’B nigh.
Rehab Nightclub with Dj Tex. “Urban R’n’B”.
The Alexandra, Live music with The Dan Burnette Band, free entry.
Christies Bar, Pub quiz with Sean McGrath.
FRIDAY 23rd May
The Blues Bar, live music from The Mustangs, Free entry.
The Den, live music from Dan Burnette and his “Stop Dj Trev pulling” Dan Burnette Band.
Lure Bar, Shuffle with Dj Sixus, Funk, House & Breaks.
Rehab Nightclub, “Electro Circus” dance Night.
Moko Lounge nightclub, “Shakalaka Boom” club night.
SATURDAY 24th May
The Blues Bar, live music with The Jed Thomas Blues Band.
The Regency, live music from M.O.A.B. plus guest by invitation.
Revolution Bar, front bar Dj Tex (Soul & R’n’B), main room Disco Dave (upfront dance and chart) free entry.
Rehab nightclub, two floors of music: Top Floor : definitely the last ever Bonus stereotype with Pieman. Downstairs: dance music with Dj Wayne & James. Free entry.
Vipers Rooms Nightclub Dj Angel Lee & The Legendary Neil Jaques playing tunes for upfront clubbing upstairs, Harvey Westwood downstairs.
Christies Pub, Sean McGrath’s Cheesy disco, free entry.
SUNDAY 25th May
Blues Bar, live music from Katie Bradley, in the afternoon, Lithium at teatime & The Phil Dean Trio in the evening.
Montey’s Bar, Citizen Smith Live.
Pitcher & Piano, live music from Dan Burnette.
Rehab Nightclub, two floor Bank Holiday Special. Top Floor: Bottom of the Bottle Rock Night with Dj Trev & A Jokers Rage (Hard Rock from York), Bohemian Grove (Metal from Knaresborough/Leeds), Your Illuminations (Pop Punk from Harrogate) & Hung (Yorkshire Post Hardcore/Grunge). Doors open 8pm ‘til 4am entry Free. Downstairs The Rehab Residents Dance Party. 8pm – 4am Entry Free.
Retro Bar, Intermission House Night.
Hales Pub, live acoustic night.
Fat Badger, Cold Bath Road, Pub Quiz.
MONDAY 26th May
The last ever Alexandra Pub Quiz, with your Dj Pieman.
The Harlow Inn, Otley road, Pub Quiz.
So! Bar, Otley Road, Pub Quiz.
Blues Bar, fully hosted fully entertaining open mic session, free entry. This week featuring an Umpa Band!
Moko Lounge nightclub, Karaoke..
TUESDAY 27th May
The Blues Bar live Acoustic Session, Free entry.
The Tap n’ Spile pub, folk night.
Pitcher & Piano Re:Session cheap drinks night.
Moko Lounge Nightclub, “Skint” main room upfront dance and electro, VIP Room Rock Box Rock night Dj Jaye Selway.
Revolution Bar, “Back to Rev’s” House Night, Dj’s Tex & Sixus.
Coach and Horses Pie and Peas night with proceeds to Martin’s House Children’s Hospice.
WEDNESDAYS 28th May
The Harlow Pub “Midweek Madness” pub quiz with Dj Tim Paul.
Pitcher & Piano Quiz night from 8pm. Free for new teams or £1.50 PP.
The Regency Pub, big screen quiz.
Rehab nightclub, your Dj Pieman’s LAST EVER “Midweek Madness” playing party music. Or has he gone already? In which case it’s Dj Max Czernic taking over.
The Blues Bar, live music from the Paul Middleton Angst band .

The exact same bit of SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION I used the week before last week AND the week before AND aaaaand the week before that. Pretty much since the dawn of time actually. Let’s face it, you’ve stopped reading already. I mean, I’ve said “you’ve stopped reading already haven’t you?” for the last 6 months and not one person has said “yes I have stopped reading” or better yet (but yet to happen) “No, I always read it to the end, give me a free t-shirt”. Fine, whatever, NANANANANANA I’m not listening to you either. Should you wish to listen to some of my actual Dj’ing from the comfort of your own home, you can do that at Mixcloud.com/djtrevuk but really I’d much rather you can out and partied, not for my financial gain you understand, but for your emotional wellbeing. I am also playing this year’s Bedfest at Henshows on the 14th of June (Bedrace Day, Obvs) in Knaresborough, and Feva in the Park on August the 16th in K-town too. It’s as close as I’ve had to go to doing community service.

Thanks for reading, drink responsibly and don’t be loose with your affections.
Trev x x x


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